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Last thing I saw Was Horse shit.

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Friday night I was out acting a fool with my buddies, We Was On a backroad riding wheelies, The wheelies went fine it was the F'n Pile of horse shit that got me.. Heres what happened, It was about 8:30pm We had a streetlight about 50 yards away, Well I pulled the front end up and rode it until i was outta the light, when I sat the front end down i noticed that like 5 feet in front of me there is a huge pile of horse dung :swear by the time i could think I was on my ass sliding across the road and my bike was doing the same(just a lil faster than me). I got up and picked my bike up, it started right back up and everything seemed to be ok, except the upper and left side plastics(thrashed) so I continued to play, in the light this time, after a few beers and all my friends nick naming my bike "the turd" bonkonhead I decided to see what i could get outta this wrecked SOB.. I put it on craigslist for 2800 and an hour later it was gone :deal: i gave em a shitton of extras too but thats besides the point.. Next morning I get up and Find an 03 R6 for 3000, I call em up and go check it out, theres a lil plastic damage and the inner dash was missing(80$ on ebay) but I ended up giving him 2200 cash for it.. Now Ive got 3 Cases of Bud Light :cheers: for when all the goodies I ordered come in canofworms . Ill get pics up of the new bike soon.. AND I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYONE CALL ME A "TRADER" BECAUSE IVE STILL GOT MY 89 SITTING OUTBACK! Cruisin
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Ok..I won't call you a trader. It's still a yamaha. Congrats on the new bike. And I'll say/ask it before 8 replies to this go by before it's said. You're ok, right? You were wearing your gear and got checked out after the fall? my2cents

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ill call u a lucky SOB .. lol jk .. dumped your bike and then flipped it for 2800.. hmm feel bad for the sucker that bought it ...mines chillin in great condition and cant get no one to give me what im asking for it
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You're from Texas. You should have been riding a horse instead of a bike.

But, then again, you probably would of "wheelied" the horse and slid on some oil from a leaking Harley and wiped out just the same. :rofl:

Good score on the R6.

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pics!!!!

what a nice set of events for you huh?? asuming you are OK and just a bit sore from the fall
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Agreed Drink a few beers!
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sweekster wrote:Ok..I won't call you a trader. It's still a yamaha. Congrats on the new bike. And I'll say/ask it before 8 replies to this go by before it's said. You're ok, right? You were wearing your gear and got checked out after the fall? my2cents

Ride safe and post up pics of the new bike.

Thanks, and yeah Im ok, no skin on my right knee( :swear dot approved pants my ass)lol and my hands arent exactly in the best of shape but no major damage to or the bike.. The guy I sold it to had owned and an FZR when he was younger, and he had a YZF R1 Kit sitting in his garage and he works for a chrome and polish shop so im thinkin hes got some good plans for it... Iunno Im happy(and a lil sore) and so is the other guy..
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2800 for a trashed fzr?? ..what exactly were the "extras" you gave them? :drink: :grinnod:
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*ahem* maybe the word you were looking for was TRAITOR not "trader"...sorry, I'm a friggen spell/grammer nazi.... :duh:
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I bet if you drive this R6 thru a huge pile of elephant shit and wreck it you can trade up to a nice Ducati 1098 for cheap.
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so you gonna throw us some pics or what?
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megaloxana wrote:2800 for a trashed fzr?? ..what exactly were the "extras" you gave them? :drink: :grinnod:
+1 man if I could get that I'd be sitting atop an r6 with you!

of course I'd rather someone just hand me that wad of cash and I use it to pretty up my fizzer :thumbsup:
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