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My Hybrid is ready for it's maiden voyage tomorrow assuming I can get a couple more things done before bedtime.

- Install chain
- Install rearsets
- Tighten front sprocket
- Mount radiator

But the bike looks like crap. Everything is a different color, but I don't care - I just want to ride!

I just want to know that everything will run and then this winter, I'll tear stuff apart slowly and repaint.

It's killing me! My FZR600 is in top notch running condition, but it doesn't matter, I have to have this other one running too.

My name is Darrin and I have a problem.

My name is Wilson and I have a problem.

My hyrbid is on the verge of starting and a few long weekends away from being a street terror, yet I buy new rims before a new igniter, and stock FZR parts for a stocker rebuild in the basement because I cant help but build it. I am rebuilding a Mopar V8 in my kitchen, and I have a coffee table made from a giant mud tire. I dont own any real furniture, not eve a bed, yet I have 10s of thousands of dollars in bike and jeep parts and tools. To top it all off, there a non running Hondo motorcycle in the backyard that I just couldnt say no to for $30.

My name is Wilson and I have a problem

mrfreeze5 wrote:My name is Wilson and I have a problem.

My hyrbid is on the verge of starting and a few long weekends away from being a street terror, yet I buy new rims before a new igniter, and stock FZR parts for a stocker rebuild in the basement because I cant help but build it. I am rebuilding a Mopar V8 in my kitchen, and I have a coffee table made from a giant mud tire. I dont own any real furniture, not eve a bed, yet I have 10s of thousands of dollars in bike and jeep parts and tools. To top it all off, there a non running Hondo motorcycle in the backyard that I just couldnt say no to for $30.

My name is Wilson and I have a problem

My name is Matt and i THOUGHT i had a problem until i read this. Holy crap. I guess building the lift contraption out of lumber to lift the FZR to install dog bones and future shock is not such a big deal. That and taking apart swingarm on YZ250F and changing brake fluid for the CBR. Spending most of tomorow pulling as many wheelies as possible with the "new" FZR and all day Sunday riding motocross FINALLY. Hopefully NOT testing the new helmet!

At least my coffee table is normal though. Yikes.

People tell me I need a girlfriend. But then how would I afford parts?

I also forgot to mention the xmas lights inside the tire Its a 35" Super Swamper with a glass tabletop. Pretty cool actually

PIMPMYFZR wrote:

You'll get your pics tomorrow....

It's late and i'm tired but here's an idea. Get a video camera, mount it in the big tire, aim it up at the glass. Get a girlfriend and do things to her on top the glass table. Make sure it doesn't break.

Make sure the audio is nice and clear.

Actually you'll need another video camera for a normal-position ABOVE the coffee table. Make sure there are no screws, tools, or sharp engine parts on top the table before going to work with the "Big Power Tool"

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If this is way too inappropriate let me know and I'll delete it. I know it's way off topic for the Garage section.

My name is Duane and I have a problem...

My FZR is in marginal condition at best. Needs pretty much a complete tear down and rebuild in addition to a thorough cleaning. Basket case I tell you!! I not only ride the snot out of this bike but I GAVE UP a bike that was MUCH newer with EFI, a factory equipped 17 inch rear wheel, and a functioning brake light so I could spend more money on this money pit. What even worse? I gladly spend almost all day with several people with varying degress of the same damn problem...

mrfreeze5 wrote:People tell me I need a girlfriend. But then how would I afford parts?

I also forgot to mention the xmas lights inside the tire Its a 35" Super Swamper with a glass tabletop. Pretty cool actually

MrF,

My Name is George and I have what other people call a problem for the last 50 odd years, they just cannot get it thro their stupid excuses for a brain that the PROBLEM is THEIRS not mine, jealousy is a heck of a disease <BG>

do not believe what the people say NOT all GF take your money some like mine give you money to buy parts just so you will smile.

As for the guy who is worried about his big tool (just keep it locked up and Only loan it to the right person as time dictates )

YAM >>

My name is Nick and I have a problem. I'm onto my 3rd FZR. I had big plans for a complete 2002-2003 fairing set. But i only have halfassed it and put on an R1 front. My gas tank is white and red and peeled, my tail is black, and my front and side R1 stuff is still in primer. But i can't wait and i need to ride.

Fizzinatorr wrote:My name is Nick and I have a problem.

Yup ,
that is some picture of a great stoppie <BG>

YAM93 wrote:It's late and i'm tired but here's an idea. Get a video camera, mount it in the big tire, aim it up at the glass. Get a girlfriend and do things to her on top the glass table. Make sure it doesn't break.

Make sure the audio is nice and clear.

Actually you'll need another video camera for a normal-position ABOVE the coffee table. Make sure there are no screws, tools, or sharp engine parts on top the table before going to work with the "Big Power Tool"

DISCLAIMER:
If this is way too inappropriate let me know and I'll delete it. I know it's way off topic for the Garage section.

My job is installing surveillance systems There isnt a foot of uncovered space outside. Nothing inside yet though. Amateurs set up one camera for nookie shots, professionals get it from 7 angles at once

Hi my name is Michael, and i have a problem. I have a camaro that needs the engine pulled, A clutch and a tune up on my cutlass drag car, I need to fix my boat, I need to finish installing my nitrous, exhaust, and gauges in my ion, my fzr needs the valves adjusted, all while also trying to build a track bike, btw i have too many vehicles for being only 20 years old

wow this is horribly off topic

manveru wrote:Hi my name is Michael, and i have a problem.btw i have too many vehicles for being only 20 years old

wow this is horribly off topic

Michael,
surely you jest only 5 toys to play with, the fact that they all need work on is a give away you have got way too much time on your hands.