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A funny take on a squirrel attack on a motorcyclist

http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squirr ... _story.htm

Words cannot express the hate I feel toward squirrels

mrfreeze5 wrote:Words cannot express the hate I feel toward squirrels

I love squirrels
there so cute

zero9243 wrote:A funny take on a squirrel attack on a motorcyclist

http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squirr ... _story.htm

Now that Guy knows how to tell a good story great stuff LoL

That's no laughing matter! The Squirrels in my neighborhood are crazy! They have been dropping acorns on me and the dog in the backyard from 50 feet up. They are taunting us! unrelentless evil little bastards!

TomGun wrote:That's no laughing matter! The Squirrels in my neighborhood are crazy! They have been dropping acorns on me and the dog in the backyard from 50 feet up. They are taunting us! unrelentless evil little bastards!

The only problem with Squirrels is that the American grey squirrel killed off our native Red squirrel by over eating the reds food now they in turn are being eradicated by MUTANT black squirrels like the one in your picture.

George! Did the American Grey Squirrel infiltrate the UK? when did this happen? They must be stopped at all costs!

Ive got no beef with grey squirells, theyre fine. The only trouble I ever had out of them growing up was they ate my grandmothers tomato plants and one time they chewed up my rope swing and it broke and I broke a finger(the first blow in the squirrel war). But when I moved to Co, they were replaced with red "foxy" squirrels. The bastards chew through the garbage cans like new york rats and strew food everywhere. For a while, i had to use an electrfied grill on top of the hole in my garbage can to keep them from dragging trash everywhere. Now, the house I live in is on the corner of the alley and the road, so there are trash cans down the alley, and power wires. They use the power wires to run up and down the street and they all meet right at the first big tree in my yard. You can follow the power line to the second big tree in the back. And by way of the roof, you can reach the walnut tree. Walnuts hurt when thrown at your head. They drag trash and shit from the dumpsters in the alley and leave it in my yard. I even saw one little bastard eating a chicken leg on the fence. Theyre carnivorous! the dog hates them, I hate them. I knock their nests out of the tree regularly, and shoot them off the power lines with my garden hose. I hate squirrels.

JOIN THE FIGHT!! STOP THE SKWERL!!
My dog has 3 of these stuffed squirrels

I know this! They are resourceful little bastards! They not only attack me and my dog with nuts, but they terrorize the peaceful chipmunk community around my house as well. Most of the power outages in my area are caused by horny squirrels chasing after other squirrels on power lines, one miss step and bang! no lights!! I've even seen them navigate across power lines over a busy four lane intersection near my house. Don't be fooled by these evil little bastards they're smart unless they're preoccupied with getting their "rocks off". I think we need take back the streets, parks and backyards from these rogue squirrels. I think we need to wake up people!!they're taking over, and we're just idly standing by watching them do it!


Notice these little bastards with lightsabers! Where the hell did they get lightsabers?




Down with the Skwerl Menace!!

wow!!!

I just busted out laughing in the middle of a quiet office.

mrfreeze5 wrote:, and shoot them off the power lines with my garden hose. I hate squirrels.]

You keep doing that and it will be squirrels =1 dead human
Humans= 0 due to suicide by electrocution

REMEMBER water conducts especially 440 volt and above & will jump moist air gaps of 3" do not ask how I know .........

Careful Dil, I hear there are a few of those guys patrolling Westwind.

My brother and I were bored farm kids with access to .22 rifles and 12 gauge shotguns.

We didn't have trouble with squirrels, or many other varmints for that matter.